I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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