Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
