thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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