I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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