ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
MIDGETS
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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