Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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