paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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