We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
