Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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