I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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