his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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