She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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