if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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