Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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