Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
