oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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