You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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