Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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