I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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