Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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