Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
