I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Bring me that man meat
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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