I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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