He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I think I just sharted jello shots
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