Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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