You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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