R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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