Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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