at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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