It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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