Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he shaved USA in his pubs
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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