I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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