The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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