We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He's a Shit stain on my heart
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
