Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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