You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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