Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
