tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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