It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
