i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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