He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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