when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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