the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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