Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
