he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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