I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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