how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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