I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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