What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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