8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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