Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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