yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
