Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
only you would photoshop your dick
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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